21 Poor Souls Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Last Week And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

1. The person who watched their car sail away:

2. The person who will always remember the time they got this sunburn:

3. The person who added a very delicious, controversial spice to their dinner:

4. The person who might want to throw their laptop in some rice:

5. The person who is being haunted by some sort of corn ghost:

6. The person who oil companies absolutely love:

7. The person whose oven went absolutely nuclear:

8. The person who got the pleasure of looking at this dude’s big ol’ noggin the entire show:

9. The person who was kind enough to provide a bat with some shelter:

10. The person who just scored a free pair of pliers:

11. The person who got a little prize at the bottom of their beverage:

12. The person who might want to watch their sodium intake:

13. The person who learned a valuable lesson about q-tips today:

14. The person who loves their roommate like a brother, I’m sure:

15. The person who found out a really interesting fact about their body:

16. The person who lost the avocado lottery:

17. The person who isn’t going anywhere anytime soon:

18. The person whose closet just gave up:

19. The person who took a shortcut to the living room:

20. The person who’s eating some fine spatula goop for dinner tonight:

21. The person who made pillow soup in their washer: