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A 70-year-old woman made the decision that marriage was finally in order.

The husband desired. You must still be good in b.*.d. and refrain from beating me and trampling on me.

Despite receiving a large number of applications, she was unable to locate anyone qualified after a few weeks.

She heard her doorbell ring just as she was ready to give up.

A man without arms or legs is seated in a wheelchair when she opens the door.

“May I assist you?” She queries.

“It’s me, your new husband!” the man adds with a smile.

“You have to be kidding.” The female chuckles.

“Well, give it some thought,” he adds. “I can’t defeat you since I don’t have arms.

I can’t walk all over you since I don’t have legs.

The woman asks, “Are you still good in b.*.d.?” as her eyes narrow.

“The man smiles as he reclines in his chair.

“Did I not ring the doorbell?”